Saturday, January 31, 2009

More Bryan Thomas



Apparently Bryan Thomas thinks that shaving your chest hair in the coldest month of the year is a good idea. I differ both on aesthetic and practical grounds. He certainly didnt win DNA's mate of the year by busting out the Nair.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Book, page 9-10, Jon Dough




With the exception of my old buddy Randy West, The next two pages are devoted to Jon Dough, who is a prime example of the "everyman" type in straight porn. Most straight guys get freaked out if the dude in the picture is too hot. Either they are jealous or unexpectedly intrigued and tingly. In any case, most straight male porn stars are decidedly normal looking (and/or horse hung). I liked Jon because he was hairy and reminded me of a cute plumber/pizza guy/construction worker...which is I guess why he was so popular. Jon Dough even had a "best of" compilation which I have never seen before or since for a straight porny.






Unfortunately Jon Dough hung himself a few years back. Randy Spears writes him a nice epitaph on his old myspace page.

For the morbid, there is a website that lists dead pornstars and how they've died. Surprisingly high number of suicides and homicides. Unsurprisingly high number of OD's and AIDS deaths.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Book, page 8, Ray Victory



More Ray Victory, with some typically teased and heavily made up porn girls.
I love how in straight porno the girls always stare at the dick with this fascination like "Ooh I've never SEEN such a big black cock!!" Unrealistic, demeaning, degrading etc. blah, blah. But to be honest in high school I wished I had two girls at my knees fighting over who got to suck my giant black cock first. Except the girls were hairier and wearing jockstraps.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Bryan Thomas Calendar



So, I know January is almost over, but I have to share what is my current desktop...Bryan Thomas: a super hot model (whose blog can be found in the side bar). He's posted a free 2009 calendar for his fans, of which I am a HUGE one. Ill prepare an homage for him later, but for now lets just enjoy sucky, frigid January together. Ill post the other 11 in a timely manner approximately 31 days apart.

The Book, page 6-7, Ray Victory




Ray Victory is somewhat of a departure from my normal taste in men, but he is an enormous guy and was hard to miss. He sported an unfortunate cameo cut that I guess was okay in 1989....he made up for it somewhat with his sculpted ass and chest and huge dick. I tried to see if there were any fansites for him, and I did come upon a myspace Ray Victory fan page "4 white girls who crave black men", but the moderator looks to be in high school, so I think I'm gonna stay away from that minefield.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Book, page 6



I don't have a lot say about this guy because I have no idea who he is, but he's the epitome of the guys I like. Hairy and swarthy, well built with a beautiful chest and cock. I never saw him again in anything. Its hard to ignore the annoying type, but I really think this was a well photographed pic. Classy for the genre at least. His chest hair kind of sparkles in the light. After a few hits of poppers especially....

Monday, January 19, 2009

The Book, page 5, Peter North



Peter North was, and is, a mainstay of straight porn. Even my frat boy friends in college knew his name. Although a little doofy looking, he was one of the only porn guys of the 80s and 90s that obviously worked out a lot, and he got my attention. And he was in everything. When I used to buy 6 hour compilations of porn (hoping to find at least one hot fuck in the mess of low quality breeder fare), I swear he was in every other scene. A nice body, a great cock and best of all....a gay porn past! As Matt Ramsey he made a few films for Falcon. This clip is from "The Bigger the Better" (full clip on falcon's website). No many how many hundreds of starlets he's fucked, he looks pretty happy with that huge cock up his ass....








Friday, January 16, 2009

The Book, page 4, Randy Spears

And now one of my favorites of all time: Randy Spears
This top photo is Randy West and Tori Welles. Randy W. is looking reasonably hot and buff, but below is my boy Randy Spears, who makes many more appearances in "The Book". The two photos together have some nice symmetry i guess, but it's really all about Mr. Spears for me. The way he's grabbing the girls ass while staring down at her in this photo seems...convincing I guess? He at least seems caught up in the moment. Also note the cigarettes on the bedstand...nice touch huh? Randy always kinda seemed like that guy who got all the girls and you'd be jealous of, but he was also so normal looking...very guy next door. I thought he had a perfect body: muscly, but natural looking too. And that awesome hairy chest....I still think about him in the shower..... Randy Spears was one of very few straight male porn stars of the time that had a wide enough appeal that he could appear in solo videos supposedly marketed toward women (he was in two: "Stud Squad" (out of print) and "Straight to Bed" (Catalina). The 6 photos of him I posted are early internet finds from a time where there were no sites dedicated to male porn stars. He stood out not only to me I guess. Now he has a yahoo fan site called "Spear me Randy".

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Book, page 3



This is Randy West, getting what I alway thought looked like an amazing blow job from some girl. Its that snarl on his face.... The girly parts were a little prominent for my tastes, but I still thought it was a hot photo. I'm not sure who the other guy is. Randy was a staple of straight porn at the time and was in hundreds of movies. He had a good body, big cock and had that 80's private investigator look. With his mustache I liked him, but I thought he looked weird without it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Jake Taylor

I'll return to "The book", but this blog is supposed to be about gay porn....so lets talk about my first gay porn crush.
Jake Taylor was a mid 90's porn star who worked mostly for Catalina (now managed by Channel One). He was hairy (quite unusual back then), which made him jump off the box at me when I wandered into the all male section of the porn store. "The Best of Jake Taylor" was the first gay porn I ever bought and kept (I think I bought a few others but threw them away in gay shame, coupled with frustration that the guys were not to my liking). The first scene is an all oral number with Dane Tarsen that I must have watched thousands of times. The fact that there was no butt-sex made it a little easier for me to deal with...I'd never actually been with a guy at this point and was still freaked out by anal anything. The one-camera cinematography and awkward scene jumps are intolerable by today's standards, but that scene was my gold standard for a while. The photos below are Jake from a variety of films, including Blow Hard, Code of Conduct by Falcon, and a few I can't identify.













Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Book, page 2




The next page featured a nameless goateed guy from one of those glossy, expensive sex mags you can only get in porn stores. I loved this photo of him getting a blow job on the couch, probably shot in some dingy midwestern garage. Clearly white trash, something about this guy's expression plus the touch of the redhead's cross necklace on his thigh got me all tingly down there. I have no idea who he is and I never saw him in anything again. The photos above him are an unknown couple on the left and Ray Victory and some starlet on the right. I pasted those pics up there to cover up some picture of the redhead that I didn't like (probably focusing on her not him). This is where the amateurish scrapbooking aspect if the book becomes apparent. Ray Victory was another favorite of mine...more on him later.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Book, page 1, Steve Drake


When I was a budding gay in high school (and not quite sure how to deal with the fact that I was a budding gay), I would scour straight porn for hot guys. Anyone who tried this in the early 90's knows that there were very few hot guys in straight porn, so it really was a time intensive labor of love in the pre-internet days. It mostly involved a lot of disappointing late night purchases from magazine stands and porno shops. So, rather than keep bundles of disjointed pornography under my bed that would surely be discovered by my snooping mother, my solution was to take the hottest images I could find, then paste, tape or staple them rather amateurishly inside a book that I thought my parents would never open. It was a book called "Gods and Goddesses" from a Time/Life series called "The Enchanted World". Not only was it unlikely to be nabbed off the shelves, but in my teenage mind thought the choice was a little funny in a tongue in cheek sort of way (I was 16...give me some leeway). In some of the scans you can see tidbits of book in the margins. The bit of prose captured are often nearly as apropos/comical as the ridiculous porn type that accompanies the photos. The beginning of this blog will be a trip through this book, which I have always wanted to preserve for the insight it gives into my horny pre-gay teenage mind. The blurry focus is clearly on the guys, but I must warn you, there is some vaj.

Page 1


Steve Drake is the guy with the stache, and he was one on my favs. His Magnum PI-type looks really got me going. I stumbled on a detailed site dedicated to him recently that I would have killed for when I was younger. Kids today have it so easy. Much more on Steve to come.