I know this seems like porn twitter...

Can't really get hotter than this.

More from the road

Now that I've established I can post porn from my phone, at least I

have a shaky rationalization as to why I have so much porn stored on it.

This next pic is a somewhat controversial movie still of Rob Cryston
taking an oral load from the early 90s. At the time, this was just not
done on film. Now that AIDS has been cured and porn has moved on to
"Dawson's 50 load weekend", no one really cares about stuff like this.
I must admit it's hot though.

Posting from the road

I have never before posted from my iPhone, so this may come out super
shitty. I'm staying with my mom for a few days and it turns out the
idea of her finding me porn blogging is just as scary as the thought
of being caught jerking off to boy mags in high school was. If this
works, more will come shorty.

Don Jacobs

I know next to nothing about this guys except his name. He did a couple of nude spreads in the nineties. No film, alas. And I can't find any info about him online.
If only he's been a little more prolific...
Well here's my entire load of Don Jacobs:

Porn Scrapbooking, Good Advertising

The following ads are from old editions of the Adam Gay Adult film directory, which is bathroom reading for me. If you haven't checked it out, it is an annual mag that lists hundreds of porn actors and films. Good stuff for an obsessive pornoholic to flip through while on the can.



I found this 4 hour Titan film a bit disappointing, mainly because Joey Dino is really only in one memorable sex scene at the end, and its an odd threesome that involves mock branding. I'm pretty vanilla at my core, so the whole "Fallen Angel" series was a bit much for me. However, he could not look hotter as the blacksmith on the cover. Kudos to the graphic designer.

The next is Collin O'Neal in a still from Skuff, which I will admit I've never seen. Hot House is my favorite studio bar none, but they do have a penchant for fisting and out-there shit which I'm just not into. Good advertising though.

A reminder that porn is not spontaneous

I love this picture. Alex Collack is taking off camera direction while his hard cock is still inside Thom Barron. Steven Scarborough is pictured as well.

Porn Scrapbooking, Naked Muscles the New Breed

Another glossy pamphlet from Colt, promoting a movie that should have been amazing. Its not bad, but it just slightly missed the mark on the hotness scale. I've bitched about this before and I'm doomed to say it again. The men in Colt film could not be hotter, the settings are nice, everything is well filmed....I just often find myself cock in lubed-up hand waiting for the good stuff to start.
The first scene is Chris Wide and Adam Champ on a sunny lawn, and emphasizes my point well.

Despite my love for Adam, Chris Wide needs some porn acting lessons. He's a giant man with a giant cock, but he is mute on film (concealing a big nelly voice maybe?) and fucks like a statue on Haldol.

Next are real life Bf's Carlo and Adam in a decent scene. Good but not great. With that amount of eye candy you cant really miss completely.


The best scene though is the last one with Carlo and very tanned Tom Chase, who bottoms for (at the time) his second time on film. Its actually a pretty good scene. How funny is his expression in this still though? It's like: "Wait, how'd this giant Italian get in my butt?".