Showing posts with label Colton Ford. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colton Ford. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Best Porn of the Decade, Part 2




Part 2.......





There's a lot to love in this movie: Cop rape with Tony Micelli and Robert Van Damme and Shane Rollins, best blow job ever with Shane and Ty Hudson, and miscellaneous jailhouse molestation.




Saying this movie is a masterpiece is misleading, but the last scene was my intro to both Jake Deckard and Tober Brandt. And it's an amazing scene.




See my previous post about this classic.



More Billy Herrington. *sigh*. There is a scene in this vehicle for Billy that involves his chest getting licked that I feel was personally made for me.




Although there are several worthwhile scenes in this movie, Joey Dino and Bo Knight have a stunning scene together which is one of the hottest sex scenes I have ever witnessed.


Not only is this my favorite website/past time, but the movie introduced me to Arpad Miklos, for which I am eternally grateful.



Blue Blake movies are always iffy, but this one had a lot of decent scenes. Robert Van Damme and Jim Slade have a goodie.




Taking Flight was a big budget two parter that contained a lot of hot sex. Collin O'Neal, Jason Adonis, Matthew Rush bottoming...good stuff.




The Screw movies had some hot shit in them. What I liked most is they, like almost all Hot House movies these days, didn't bother to insert dialogue or plot into the sex.




Perfect fit is primarily on this list for the super hot scene with Todd Maxwell and Hal Rodman, but the whole movie is great.




This is a shameless promotion for Colton Ford, which of course makes it awesome.




Tag Team was just a shitfest of hot guys. Lots of them. Wrestling then fucking. Hot.




The cast of this movie is outstanding. The realization disappointing, solely because it could have been the hottest movie ever.




Billy again. but with a supporting cast of my favorite actors. Steve Cassidy and Billy in the last scene were amazing, although I wish Billy had had some more stamina before shooting his odd viscous load (if you have seen Billy's movies you'll know what I mean!)

Anyhow thats my list. I almost put "King Size" and "Head Hunters" on the list, but I decided they needed to stand the test of time first...they'll be on the next list methinks.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Porn Star Torsos

























 I have a savant ability. Not to play the piano or anything useful like that. But if you give me a disembodied ass or chest in a glossy porn ad, I can usually identify the porn star from which it was lifted. This comes up more than you'd think. Tom Katt, Arpad Miklos and Colton Ford's chests pop up on posters for bear nights or clubs in magazines all over the country. That's all well and good, but I also see my favorite torsos pop up in in escort ads which bugs me because its just false advertising.
These three appear in New York papers all the time:

The first one makes me mad because the hot ass in question belongs to Dick Wolf, who not only doesn't live in New York, but also isn't in the porn industry anymore. Last I heard he was in the bay area, happily boyfriended. Shame on you Matteo.

The next one features the distinctive chin dimple and chest of one Collin O'Neal. Collin is something of a porn entrepreneur these days, so I doubt he'd be hustling without cashing in on the brand he's built for himself. Shame on you Rafael.

The last one is kind of a mystery to me. I'd recognise the beetle-like carapace of Frederick Ford anywhere, but if you go to hotguyxxx.com it actually is his website. Is he afraid people will recognize him? I mean isn't that the point of being a porn star/escort? Maybe his mom reads HX or something.