Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Porn Scrapbooking, Naked Muscles the New Breed



Another glossy pamphlet from Colt, promoting a movie that should have been amazing. Its not bad, but it just slightly missed the mark on the hotness scale. I've bitched about this before and I'm doomed to say it again. The men in Colt film could not be hotter, the settings are nice, everything is well filmed....I just often find myself cock in lubed-up hand waiting for the good stuff to start.
The first scene is Chris Wide and Adam Champ on a sunny lawn, and emphasizes my point well.

Despite my love for Adam, Chris Wide needs some porn acting lessons. He's a giant man with a giant cock, but he is mute on film (concealing a big nelly voice maybe?) and fucks like a statue on Haldol.

Next are real life Bf's Carlo and Adam in a decent scene. Good but not great. With that amount of eye candy you cant really miss completely.


The best scene though is the last one with Carlo and very tanned Tom Chase, who bottoms for (at the time) his second time on film. Its actually a pretty good scene. How funny is his expression in this still though? It's like: "Wait, how'd this giant Italian get in my butt?".


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