Jessy Ares' Supressed Genius

Until recently I must admit I was only marginally aware of Jessy Ares. I recognized his smirk from the cover of recent Titan films, but he didn't pop out of the crowd. Until last week, when he popped out of the crowd. And nearly all over the crowd...but I'm getting ahead of myself.

You see, my friend Timmy DJs at an infamously dirty party called Westgay in New York and it was his birthday. I had never gone when he was working because Westgay is on Tuesday night and doesn't get going until well after midnight. A few years ago I could do that and go to work, but no more...I got tired of smelling like whiskey and defeat every morning. So did my co-workers. Anyway my buddy really wanted me to come to his birthday, so I took a day off and resolved to party like a slightly-less-old man. And let me tell you...I got wasted. I got there at 1am after drinking for about 3 hours. I was stumbling drunk. I barely noticed we were sitting next to Landon Conrad. But I did notice the floor show...Willam from RuPauls drag race was the headliner, but honestly I barely remember. Jessy Ares was another story.

I didn't immediately recognize him, but he did stick out as a hot bearish guy, not wearing much in the clothing department. I saw him hovering around the stage near us and must've been staring because Timmy whispered in my ear "he's gonna cum at the end of his set...."
Yep...Jessy was planning on singing a few songs, doing a little strip tease then jerking off on the audience. I was...interested.

When his time came to perform, he got up onstage with a raging hard on sticking out of his shorts. RAGING. He sang three songs which I dont really remember. His voice was okay though...definitely some talent ...I was just too drunk. And the real story was that hard on anyway. Very impressive. Who can maintain a boner while singing and dancing for 20 minutes? A porn star apparently. (I heard later that he'd had some pharmaceutical help backstage, so I felt a little better about myself). But in the end he didn't jerk off...he wanted to and I'll bet he would have had no problem, but the promoter told me there were health code issues with spraying an audience with spooge. Who knew? I kinda feel cheated, but in the end porn star goo in the eye probably would have detracted rather than added to the night.

The following stills are from "Special Reserve"

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