Mixing up porn stars with Scum Bag Mag

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you could put Colby Keller's head on Heath Jordan's torso with Johnny Hazzard's feet? Or Heath's head on Johnny's bod? Of course you have!  Well if you're like me you stay up all night pondering things like this. If that's the case, Scum Bag is for you. I attended an event for the re-launch of Scumbag at one of my favorite bars this week, not knowing what it was. Imagine my delight when I realized it wasn't just an art magazine, it was a flip book of naked men with bonafide porn stars mixed in with local flava. Its a triptych mix-and-match thingy so you can "create your perfect man". There are faces too--if you look below you can see that Heath+Johnny+Colby facially combined apparently equals Brett Favre. 

There are tons of hot guys in there, mostly "real men" but definitely hot stuff. I'm trying for once to use my copyright infringement for good instead of evil so if you want to see the rest you should order a copy and support the pornographic arts.

Paul Wagner vs Colby Keller

Its no secret that Paul Wagner is my new boyfriend. Well, he might not know it, but he is.  I tried to get my friend Jeremy into Paul a while back, since Jeremy is keen on Colby Keller, and I think Paul and Colby have a similar look. My innocent attempt to recruit another fan for Paul via some sexy emails instead turned out instead to be a lesson for Jeremy in what NSFW stands for.

Anyhow, although my friend couldn't deny Paul's sexiness, he felt Paul put out too much "bottom energy". It is true that Paul is usually the one getting bent over the file cabinet/crate/weight bench etc.(not that there's anything wrong with that).

Well, Paul has a phenomenal new scene at Hot House where's he's butchin' it up topping Craig Reynolds. For contrast I've included some Colby Keller at the end, who strangely enough seems to be pillow biting in the majority of his clips. Personally I'd love to see Paul and Colby do a scene together. All those pasty muscles and beards smacking together...oh yeah. Then we'd see whose bottom energy was the strongest.

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Porno Photoshopping

There a porn blog called "The Man of the Evening" that recently linked to me. I view it as quite a complement, because I'd been thinking about writing about this guy already. His M.O. is that he photoshops porn men into postcard type landscapes with meticulous care. And if you've ever tried it, its pretty damn hard. My one and only attempt was something I called my "Ultimate Men's Health" cover. It combined Jason Statham and Ryan Reynold's respective covers with pictures of Chris Evans and Scott Styles (who I wish had been in Men's Health). I think I did okay for a novice:

It took forever though, and I soon lost interest.
The guy who does this blogs puts me to shame.
A few porn guys I recognize:

Chris Rockway

Dave Angelo

Leo Giamani and friend

Scott Randsome and Tom Katt from Total Corruption 2

Ted Matthew and some guy from Nude Science

Eduardo and Sam Carson

Collin O'Neal and Johnny Hazzard from In Bed With

Colby Keller and Jeremy Walker from Randy Blue

And my personal favorite, a fake Ben Cohen nude

It took me a while figure out whose body the handsome footballer was grafted onto.



At first I guessed Steve Kelso


But it turned out to be Colton Ford


Anyway its a fun site.





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