Scott Randsome in Jock (and crazytown)

Scott Randsome is a little hairless for me, but he is a body builder with a huge dick, and that goes a long way. Plus he looks like frat boy. The football get up doesn't hurt either. He wasn't a prolific porn star, but he made some good pairings with such superstars as Jake Andrews, Tom Katt and Gianfranco. I dug some of those scenes. Especially "Total Corruption 2".

But the really odd thing about him is that dudesnude says we're 92% matched. Let me explain: dudesnude has a feature that matches you to other guys by percent. Very science-y. This dude Studslaveb is supposedly a close match to me. Okay sure, he's a muscle porn star and god knows I like that. I admire a nice cock, so another check there. But other than that....if you look at the profile he's into being owned as a slave and flogged and not into having sex. It makes me doubt the algorithm dudesnude relies on. I also have some doubts about the profile's veracity. Not to say ex-porn stars can't have weird sexual desires too (yeah weird, I said it), but Studslaveb:

A) has only crappy serial-killer-style photos of Scott, or tiny thumbnails thereof

B) they are all super old pics (time stamps from 1991) and 

C) There is at least one other dude in the profile (pictured at the end). The guy is super hot, but not explained at all in the profile. Friend? slave boy? alternate persona? Theres also a video of a guy getting flogged, which I think is a third guy.

What does this add up to? A disturbed mind methinks, whether it belongs to Mr. Randsome or not. 

A disturbed mind 92% my perfect match.

Porno Photoshopping

There a porn blog called "The Man of the Evening" that recently linked to me. I view it as quite a complement, because I'd been thinking about writing about this guy already. His M.O. is that he photoshops porn men into postcard type landscapes with meticulous care. And if you've ever tried it, its pretty damn hard. My one and only attempt was something I called my "Ultimate Men's Health" cover. It combined Jason Statham and Ryan Reynold's respective covers with pictures of Chris Evans and Scott Styles (who I wish had been in Men's Health). I think I did okay for a novice:

It took forever though, and I soon lost interest.
The guy who does this blogs puts me to shame.
A few porn guys I recognize:

Chris Rockway

Dave Angelo

Leo Giamani and friend

Scott Randsome and Tom Katt from Total Corruption 2

Ted Matthew and some guy from Nude Science

Eduardo and Sam Carson

Collin O'Neal and Johnny Hazzard from In Bed With

Colby Keller and Jeremy Walker from Randy Blue

And my personal favorite, a fake Ben Cohen nude

It took me a while figure out whose body the handsome footballer was grafted onto.



At first I guessed Steve Kelso


But it turned out to be Colton Ford


Anyway its a fun site.





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Tom Katt's stages, Part 2

This stage is really Tom at his best. Hairy, muscular and defined...he'd be downright butch if he worked on his voice a bit.
He's just built enough for me. His furry chest is mesmerizing. He's got a nice thick cock. And oh my god that ass...

The two pics at the end and the cop shot above are from "Total Corruption Part 2", with Scott Randsome.

I give you stage two: The Pinnacle of Tom Katt