On top is a faded photo of my boy Randy Spears, but below him is the only photo I have of my favorite "forgotten" porn star, Derrick Lane. With his bulging muscles, mullet and heavy lidded gaze, he looked like the type of guy who would get drunk, donkey punch you and fuck the shit out of you just to teach you not to look at him. He was actually married to a very famous porn actress named Racquel Darrien for a while. He could sleep with other women on screen, but she was only allowed to fuck him, despite her enormous fame. This rule of their relationship only added to his simian goonishness that turned me on so much. Sadly, no one seems to remember him. Most porn stars at least have one weirdo with a fansite devoted to them, but I came up empty handed for Derrick. So, I guess I am now that weirdo. I now give you (thanks to grainy VHS captures) the largest, and perhaps only, Derrick lane shrine on the internet:
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