Wednesday, February 18, 2009

More of "The Book", Mike Horner






Mike Horner is another example of the "everyman" paradigm in porn. He's not that hot, allowing Joe the plumber to think that he too could have tacky harlots in high heels double-blowing him in a Trans Am.
He has been in recent porns parodying "The Brady Bunch" , "Bewitched" and Bill O'Reilly (as Bill Orally in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?: Adventures of a Hockey MILF"). Brilliant.
Mike was never a particular favorite of mine, but I did like his mustachioed version in the lower picture with Jon Dough.

The type in this is pure genius:


I always wished I could get a job writing blurbs for porn. Someday....

1 comment:

  1. Mike Horner has been my favorite male str8 pornstar from the 70's till the 90s. The reason being his masculinity and his facial hair. A very active rider and hope in the maledom of porn industry non can attain his feat.I am curious to know the gay movies he worked in and would love to see him ride the guys as well.I would love any of his his fan to publish info of his movies in that category.

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