I have a savant ability. Not to play the piano or anything useful like
that. But if you give me a disembodied ass or chest in a glossy porn ad,
I can usually identify the porn star from which it was lifted. This
comes up more than you'd think. Tom Katt, Arpad Miklos and Colton Ford's
chests pop up on posters for bear nights or clubs in magazines all over
the country. That's all well and good, but I also see my favorite
torsos pop up in in escort ads which bugs me because its just false
advertising.
These three appear in New York papers all the time:
The first one makes me mad because the hot ass in question belongs to Dick Wolf, who not only doesn't live in New York, but also isn't in the porn industry anymore. Last I heard he was in the bay area, happily boyfriended. Shame on you Matteo.
The next one features the distinctive chin dimple and chest of one Collin O'Neal. Collin is something of a porn entrepreneur these days, so I doubt he'd be hustling without cashing in on the brand he's built for himself. Shame on you Rafael.
The last one is kind of a mystery to me. I'd recognise the beetle-like carapace of Frederick Ford anywhere, but if you go to hotguyxxx.com it actually is his website. Is he afraid people will recognize him? I mean isn't that the point of being a porn star/escort? Maybe his mom reads HX or something.
These three appear in New York papers all the time:
The first one makes me mad because the hot ass in question belongs to Dick Wolf, who not only doesn't live in New York, but also isn't in the porn industry anymore. Last I heard he was in the bay area, happily boyfriended. Shame on you Matteo.
The next one features the distinctive chin dimple and chest of one Collin O'Neal. Collin is something of a porn entrepreneur these days, so I doubt he'd be hustling without cashing in on the brand he's built for himself. Shame on you Rafael.
The last one is kind of a mystery to me. I'd recognise the beetle-like carapace of Frederick Ford anywhere, but if you go to hotguyxxx.com it actually is his website. Is he afraid people will recognize him? I mean isn't that the point of being a porn star/escort? Maybe his mom reads HX or something.
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